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source: https://archive.org/details/WindowsWhistlerBuild2463
language: en-us

File informations: 
     - Product key: DW3CF-D7KYR-KMR6C-3X7FX-T8CVM (you'll need this on setup)
     - Filename: usa_2463__x86fre.pro_whistler.iso
     - Size: 507.87MB (532547584B)
     - MD5: 41cdbfd7eb6272ff0214862656fd06df (one thing i should note: checksums can varies between isos. in this case, you might need to compare the checksums of the files inside the iso, incl. the kernel)

sidenotes: NO SIDENOTES TODAY, HAH HAH HAH- oh wait i've gone too far


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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.     ⢠⢸⠏⢧⠠⠄⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⣍⣈⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣷⣔⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⣘⣧⣰⣦⡿⠭⠽⠿⠜⠛⠚⠒⡼⠋⠀⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡿⠿⣧⣿⡧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡅⣠⣾⠿⣻⣿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡴⠋⣀⣼⣿⣿⡟⠛⠀⠟⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣷⠀⠈⠆⠀⠀⠀⢌⠱⡐⢄
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣴⣾⣿⣿⠟⠻⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠀⠀⠈⠄⠠⠀⠀⢦⠑⢾

i guess no one will watch this text lol
anyways: funny video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TsIFaEZ5UA

where's my reisen fumo?

more information: https://betawiki.net/wiki/Windows_XP_build_2463 (READ THIS. DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ERRORS THAT WERE CAUSED BY NOT SETTING BIOS DATE.)